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Title: Making Right
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]moon_destiny
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: thank you to my wonderful beta, who provided such great insights, as well as her usual comma-wrangling help!
Summary: . . . and since introspection's for the fucking birds, for the shrinks, for Nancy's friends, for that one guy who liked quoting poetry during sex, it's not surprising he stumbled over this without really knowing he wanted it, without acknowledging he'd been pulling Rodney's pigtails for four goddamn years.

Making Right )
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Miscellaneous
[info]shing_lorne: Twelve Days of Lorne: Glitter in the Air (A Lorne/Zelenka Fanmix)
[info]awesomehewletts: Kate's latest tweets
[info]awesomehewletts: It's a wrap for David in Bulgaria
[info]sparky_babies: Sparky boy names - 1st round
[info]krissie678: Keller picspam

Fanfic Gen
[info]sga_santa: Cakewalk - [PG]
[info]sga_santa: Are You Naked Under That Thing? - [PG]
[info]kriadydragon: Four Talents - [G]

Fanfic Het
[info]irony_rocks: Four drabbles - (Sheppard/Weir) [PG]
[info]dreximgirl: Under the Mistletoe - (Sheppard/Weir) [PG13]
[info]azure_horizon: Semper Tuus Ero - (Sheppard/Teyla) [K]
[info]sga_santa: Dreams Are Never As They Seem - (McKay/Sheppard) (McKay/Keller) [NC17]
[info]bigdamnxenafan: Reunion - (Sheppard/Weir) [NC17]
[info]sparkysluvchild: Things don't always go to plan... - (Sheppard/Weir) [PG]
[info]sga_santa: The Talk - (McKay/Sheppard) (McKay/Keller) [R]
[info]sga_santa: Breaking the Mold - (McKay/Sheppard) (McKay/Keller) [R]
[info]anuna_81: Heartbeats - (Sheppard/Weir) [PG13]

Fanfic Slash (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]sga_santa: Dreams Are Never As They Seem - (McKay/Keller) [NC17]
[info]sga_santa: Meeting of Minds - [NC17]
[info]sga_santa: Growing Pains - [PG]
[info]ms_jvh_shuh: Beating Holidays, Part 3/12 - [PG]
[info]tarlanx: Easily Persuaded - [PG]
[info]sga_santa: The Talk - (McKay/Keller) [R]
[info]sga_santa: In the Small Hours - [PG13]
[info]sga_santa: Breaking the Mold - (McKay/Keller) [R]
[info]sga_santa: Objects In The Rear View Mirror - [NC17]
[info]rosiepaw: Wouldn't you like to be orange too? - [G]

Fanfic Slash various
[info]sga_santa: Snapshots of a Slow and Certain Seduction - (Lorne/Zelenka) [PG13]

Fanfic uncategorised
[info]x_varda_x: The Party of the Year

Podfic
[info]amplificathon: That Which Is Broken by friendshipper
[info]amplificathon: Long Road Home by friendshipper
[info]amplificathon: the magical number seven (plus or minus two) by general_jinjur
[info]amplificathon: Woobie'verse by elayna

Fanart
[info]bellewhan: Fandom Christmas Cake
[info]bluespirit_star: McShepguins - happy holidays! - (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]saldemonium: International Treasure - (McKay/Sheppard)

Icons
[info]sara09irish: Multifandom Christmas Icons

Screencaps
[info]daily_flan: I could say something here. But I think I won't.
[info]hewlett_daily: On the Second Day of Christmas
[info]denyce: Lorne/Kavan pic spam-theme
[info]lizabeth_daily: The Long Goodbye
[info]sga_daily: Whispers
[info]hewlett_daily: A Dog's Breakfast
[info]daily_mcshep: THE SHRINE - (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]sparky_daily: Irresistible - (Sheppard/Weir)

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Title: Everything Changes (And you gotta be ready)
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]vanitashaze
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Other: In which I play very fast and loose with canon. Mostly Doctor Who canon :) I saw AU and 'introducing whacky Earth customs to Pegasus' and the rest is, er, fanfic. Many, many thanks to my longsuffering beta-fiend :)

Summary: Sheppard goes missing and Rodney moves heaven and earth to find him.

( Everything Changes (And You Gotta Be Ready) )
Title: Beating Holidays
Author: mayachain ([info]ms_jvh_shuh)
Characters: John/Rodney, Jeannie/Kaleb, David, Madison
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Christmas Eve.
Notes: This is the Christmas sequel to Beating Hearts, to be concluded within the next 10 days.

here be paintings
Title: Growing Pains
Recipient: [info]propinquitine
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Stargate belongs to MGM etc, not me.
Notes: So I was tryig to write something much more serious than this, but it wouldn't stay that way. I just went with it in the end. I do hope that you find it at least acceptable! If not, I'll write you something better after Christmas. Promise.
Summary: "Sheppard, your plants are attempting to impregnate the Gate controls. I don't want to find little green wormholes skipping down the hallways any time soon."

Growing Pains )
Title: Snapshots of a Slow and Certain Seduction
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]moonlettuce
Pairing: Lorne/Zelenka
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When Evan arrived in the lab, he expected to find McKay there, still bitching about radiation exposure (which absolutely wasn't Evan's fault, no matter what McKay said), so he was surprised to hear Dr. Zelenka say, "So beautiful."

Snapshots of a Slow and Certain Seduction )
Title: Cakewalk
Author: Santa
Recipient: writing for linziday
Beta: the incomparable [info]_inbetween_, who is responsible for most of the hurt
Rating: PG
Pairing: PG
Summary: Ep tag to the Return Part II: Rodney wanted John's first mission after his return from Earth to go well. It didn't. (4200 words)
Prompt: linziday wanted a gen friendship fic where Rodney saves the day, gets injured because of it (physically, mentally, or both), and then much hurt-comfortyness ensues. I hope this works for you.

You promised me a cakewalk, John said from somewhere beneath Rodney's back. )
see also:
Title: Meeting of Minds
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]lilyfarfalla
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC17
Words: 19,950, give or take
Spoilers: There is reference to Last Man, but no reference to the canonical end of the series. So, either between those two somewhere, or AU sometime after Last Man. Not otherwise AU.
Warnings: So, there is a thing in here which I expect if I leave completely and totally unwarned, a few folks would feel unhappy about it; however, I can't figure out how to warn for it effectively. [It is not, though, any of the things that are among the most likely to trigger (it is not rape or abuse or anything like that). It could, though, be perceived as an uncomfortable kind of deception. If you as a reader really need to know more than that and don't want to wait for reveals or rely on others to tell you, feel free to leave a comment to that effect, and I'll explain via anon PM or via the mods or something.]
Author's Notes: This has maybe less team than the recipient could have hoped, although there is some. Thanks to L and E for lightning-fast above-and-beyond beta services, and to the mods for patience.
Summary: So, let's see: the world is gray, there's no sound, Rodney can't find John or Teyla, and Ronon is evidently moonlighting as an accountant. Yeah, this is going to be a good day.

( Meeting of Minds - Part 1 of 2 )

Meeting of Minds - Part 2 of 2 )
Title: Meeting of Minds
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]lilyfarfalla
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC17
Words: 19,950, give or take
Spoilers: There is reference to Last Man, but no reference to the canonical end of the series. So, either between those two somewhere, or AU sometime after Last Man. Not otherwise AU.
Warnings: So, there is a thing in here which I expect if I leave completely and totally unwarned, a few folks would feel unhappy about it; however, I can't figure out how to warn for it effectively. [It is not, though, any of the things that are among the most likely to trigger (it is not rape or abuse or anything like that). It could, though, be perceived as an uncomfortable kind of deception. If you as a reader really need to know more than that and don't want to wait for reveals or rely on others to tell you, feel free to leave a comment to that effect, and I'll explain via anon PM or via the mods or something.]
Author's Notes: This has maybe less team than the recipient could have hoped, although there is some. Thanks to L and E for lightning-fast above-and-beyond beta services, and to the mods for patience.
Summary: So, let's see: the world is gray, there's no sound, Rodney can't find John or Teyla, and Ronon is evidently moonlighting as an accountant. Yeah, this is going to be a good day.


Meeting of Minds - Part 1 of 2 )

( Meeting of Minds - Part 2 of 2 )
Title: Dreams Are Never As They Seem
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]darkmoore
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, implied Mckay/Keller
Rating: R-NC-17
Word count: ~3,000
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate: Atlantis or anything to do with the Stargate franchise. I only wish to play in their playground. The title is taken from the song "Fireflies" by Owl City.
Author's Notes: The request called for a McShep first time angsty fic with a happy ending. Unfortunately, I took this as a pinch hit and only had three days to write it, and when I took the challenge, all I had to start off was McShep angst, so I came up with this. It's not first time fic, [info]darkmoore but I hope you like it all the same. I tried to get the angst in there, and there's definitely a happy ending. I don't really know how the sex scene went though, as it was my first try. Sorry this isn't very long, but if you end up liking this, I would be more than willing to expand on this with a prequel or sequel if you so wish. I hope you like it either way, and happy holidays!

Summary: It's the twentieth time that John Sheppard has found himself in a cell, but it's the first time that his faith in his inevitable rescue has failed him.

Dreams Are Never As They Seem )
It's the final day of my SGA advent. Thank you so much to everyone who has joined in with all the fun and silliness.
Happy Holidays!

Day twenty-four

Art: 'McShepguins - happy holidays!'
Artist: [info]bluespirit_star
Medium: mixed media - digital manipulation & digital drawing
Pairing: penguin!John/penguin!Rodney + penguin!Teyla & penguin!Ronon *g*
Rating: G
Link: here
Title: Objects In The Rear View Mirror (Are Closer Than They Appear)
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]reddwarfer, who wanted a McShep AU.
Pairing: John/Rodney, Jeannie/Kaleb
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~18,000
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: SG-1 5.14 48 Hours
Author's Notes: Infinite thanks to my anonymous beta for handholding, cheerleading, editing, and for sticking with me and this fic. If this story is at all enjoyable, it's because of her. All remaining mistakes are mine.
Summary: When Rodney first met Captain John Sheppard, his world was turned upside down. Now, years later, John has breezed back into Rodney's life. The problem? He won't breeze back out.

( Objects In The Rear View Mirror (Are Closer Than They Appear) - Part 1 of 2 )

Objects In The Rear View Mirror (Are Closer Than They Appear) - Part 2 of 2 )
Title: Objects In The Rear View Mirror (Are Closer Than They Appear)
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]reddwarfer, who wanted a McShep AU.
Pairing: John/Rodney, Jeannie/Kaleb
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~18,000
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: SG-1 5.14 48 Hours
Author's Notes: Infinite thanks to my anonymous beta for handholding, cheerleading, editing, and for sticking with me and this fic. If this story is at all enjoyable, it's because of her. All remaining mistakes are mine.
Summary: When Rodney first met Captain John Sheppard, his world was turned upside down. Now, years later, John has breezed back into Rodney's life. The problem? He won't breeze back out.

Objects In The Rear View Mirror (Are Closer Than They Appear) - Part 1 of 2 )

( Objects In The Rear View Mirror (Are Closer Than They Appear) - Part 2 of 2 )
Title: Breaking the Mold
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]hyperfocused
Pairing: McKay/Keller, McKay/Sheppard, very vague mentions of Sheppard/OFC, Sheppard/OMC, and McKay/OFC
Rating: R
Warning: Bodyswap, discussion of menstruation with possible PTSD implications, does slash really need a warning?
Disclaimer: They’re on my wish list but Santa hasn’t delivered.
Author’s Note: Post-series, sometime after Atlantis has returned to the Pegasus galaxy and everyone’s settled back in. Also, in my world, clone!Carson is back permanently and shares CMO duties with Keller. Just in case it’s confusing; the first two parts are from John’s POV and the last is from Rodney’s. To [info]hyperfocused, I’m not sure about this, it may be good but it’s also entirely possible this is the worst thing I’ve ever written so if it’s way off the mark and totally unchristmasy and not what you wanted at all please let me know and I’ll make it up to you. Thank you so much [info]momma_66 for the beta and brainstorming help!
Summary: This wasn’t like he’d simply been turned into a girl. That might be a little cool, for a while. But just knowing this body wasn’t his, that it had an original owner, one that would be getting it back, made him nervous about how he treated this body.
Word Count: 16,700

( Breaking the Mold - Part 1 of 3 )

( Breaking the Mold - Part 2 of 3 )

Breaking the Mold - Part 3 of 3 )
Title: Breaking the Mold
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]hyperfocused
Pairing: McKay/Keller, McKay/Sheppard, very vague mentions of Sheppard/OFC, Sheppard/OMC, and McKay/OFC
Rating: R
Warning: Bodyswap, discussion of menstruation with possible PTSD implications, does slash really need a warning?
Disclaimer: They’re on my wish list but Santa hasn’t delivered.
Author’s Note: Post-series, sometime after Atlantis has returned to the Pegasus galaxy and everyone’s settled back in. Also, in my world, clone!Carson is back permanently and shares CMO duties with Keller. Just in case it’s confusing; the first two parts are from John’s POV and the last is from Rodney’s. To [info]hyperfocused, I’m not sure about this, it may be good but it’s also entirely possible this is the worst thing I’ve ever written so if it’s way off the mark and totally unchristmasy and not what you wanted at all please let me know and I’ll make it up to you. Thank you so much [info]momma_66 for the beta and brainstorming help!
Summary: This wasn’t like he’d simply been turned into a girl. That might be a little cool, for a while. But just knowing this body wasn’t his, that it had an original owner, one that would be getting it back, made him nervous about how he treated this body.
Word Count: 16,700

( Breaking the Mold - Part 1 of 3 )

Breaking the Mold - Part 2 of 3 )

( Breaking the Mold - Part 3 of 3 )
Title: Breaking the Mold
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]hyperfocused
Pairing: McKay/Keller, McKay/Sheppard, very vague mentions of Sheppard/OFC, Sheppard/OMC, and McKay/OFC
Rating: R
Warning: Bodyswap, discussion of menstruation with possible PTSD implications, does slash really need a warning?
Disclaimer: They’re on my wish list but Santa hasn’t delivered.
Author’s Note: Post-series, sometime after Atlantis has returned to the Pegasus galaxy and everyone’s settled back in. Also, in my world, clone!Carson is back permanently and shares CMO duties with Keller. Just in case it’s confusing; the first two parts are from John’s POV and the last is from Rodney’s. To [info]hyperfocused, I’m not sure about this, it may be good but it’s also entirely possible this is the worst thing I’ve ever written so if it’s way off the mark and totally unchristmasy and not what you wanted at all please let me know and I’ll make it up to you. Thank you so much [info]momma_66 for the beta and brainstorming help!
Summary: This wasn’t like he’d simply been turned into a girl. That might be a little cool, for a while. But just knowing this body wasn’t his, that it had an original owner, one that would be getting it back, made him nervous about how he treated this body.
Word Count: 16,700

Breaking the Mold - Part 1 of 3 )

( Breaking the Mold - Part 2 of 3 )

( Breaking the Mold - Part 3 of 3 )
Title: In the Small Hours
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]dossier
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Many thanks to [info]trillingstar and [info]ozsaur for their help, friendship, and encouragement.
Summary: Rodney had never been so glad he'd blown off work in his life.

In the Small Hours )
Title: Are You Naked Under That Thing?
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]rysler
Pairings/Characters: Gen, although references to an old, in-canon relationship / McKay, Sheppard
Rating: PG
Summary: "I'm here because I received a phone call at midnight from Jennifer, who, by the way, works at the damn hospital where they'd taken you, telling me that you'd been seriously hurt, so I get halfway to the hospital when she calls and tells me you'd checked yourself out. And here you are, at home, in your..." He frowned. "Are you naked under that thing?"
Author's Notes: Recipient wanted post series, Earth-based, angst, hurt/comfort, humor, and other things. I hope I've given her at least some of that.

Are You Naked Under That Thing? )
see also:
Title: The Talk
Author:
Recipient: [info]theninth
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, McKay/Keller
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't own SGA.
Author's Notes: The prompt was some combination of team friendship, action, adventure, non-schmoopy mcshep, Rodney/Jennifer, femmeslash, slash, funny, dark, and gut wrenching. I hope I hit at least some of those. Mild spoilers for Search and Rescue, Trinity, McKay and Mrs. Miller, Epiphany, Doppelganger, The Last Man, Miller's Crossing, The Storm/Eye, Tracker, and Tao of Rodney.
Summary: Jennifer drags John along on a mission so they can talk about Rodney. Things do not go as well as she planned.

( The Talk - Part 1 of 2 )

The Talk - Part 2 of 2 )
Title: The Talk
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]theninth
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, McKay/Keller
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't own SGA.
Author's Notes: The prompt was some combination of team friendship, action, adventure, non-schmoopy mcshep, Rodney/Jennifer, femmeslash, slash, funny, dark, and gut wrenching. I hope I hit at least some of those. Mild spoilers for Search and Rescue, Trinity, McKay and Mrs. Miller, Epiphany, Doppelganger, The Last Man, Miller's Crossing, The Storm/Eye, Tracker, and Tao of Rodney.
Summary: Jennifer drags John along on a mission so they can talk about Rodney. Things do not go as well as she planned.

The Talk - Part 1 of 2 )

( The Talk - Part 2 of 2 )
News + Spoiler
[info]gateworld: CME answers Stargate Resistance questions

Challenges
[info]helen_stills: Week 7 Tie Breakers

Fanfic Gen
[info]miss_porcupine: Deck the Bulkheads
[info]sga_santa: Cosmic Snake Eyes - [PG13]
[info]sga_santa: The Night Before Christmas - [G]
[info]sga_santa: Quite Possibly The Story of Rodney's Life - [PG13]
[info]sga_santa: Second Chance to Make a First Impression - [PG13]
[info]sga_santa: It's Good to Be King - [PG]

Fanfic Het
[info]agent_almeida: Trust Pt 4 - (Sheppard/Weir) [PG]
[info]sga_santa: 4 Times Elizabeth Wanted to Pack It In And 1 Time She Didn't - (Sheppard/Weir) [PG13]
[info]ed_84: Defense Mechanism, 3/6 - (Sheppard/Weir) [NC17]
[info]mackenziesmomma: Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This... - (Lorne/Cadman) [K+]
[info]sga_santa: Fata Morgana - (Sheppard/Teyla) [PG13]

Fanfic Slash (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]mcflyboys: Lemon Thy name is Mitchell - [PG]
[info]sga_santa: Aphorism - [PG13]
[info]sga_santa: Pay No Worship to the Garish Sun - [R]
[info]sga_santa: Fic: The Worst Place on Earth - [PG]
[info]ms_jvh_shuh: Beating Holidays, Part 2/12 - [PG]
[info]sga_santa: Out into the New Horizon - [PG13]
[info]sga_santa: Tav Shantar - [PG]
[info]sga_santa: Mend - [R]
[info]sga_santa: Trust Issues

Fanfic Slash various
[info]swannee: Discoveries - (Sheppard/Mitchell) [PG]
[info]bigdamnxenafan: Embracing Tradition - (Teyla/Weir) [NC17]
[info]sam_gamgee: A Pinocchio Story - (Sheppard/Woolsey) [PG13]
[info]rubygirl29: All I Want for Christmas is You (Lorne/Cam) - [PG13]
slybrarian: Shadows Over Atlantis - (Sheppard/Lorne) [T]
[info]sga_santa: No Time Like the Present - (Keller/Vega) [PG]
[info]sga_santa: Home - (Beckett/Zelenka) [G]
[info]blueskypenguin: Seasons Headaches - (Sheppard/Lorne) [G]
[info]oneofmanynames and [info]toomuchfandom: : Geminus (Sanctuary/Stargate) 4/? (Carter/Magnus)

Fanfic uncategorised
[info]gelbes_gilatier: Dawn - [K+]
[info]sgteam14283: Freefalling - [PG13]

Fanart
[info]bluespirit_star: 'Happiness is...' - (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]bluespirit_star: 'McShepguins - flyboy'
[info]x_erikah_x: Sheppard Headers
[info]syble4: Merry Christmas McShep Style
[info]astridv: SGA fanart - Teyla/Rodney, dancing

Icons
[info]vampire_sessah: Stargate Atlantis Icons
[info]bluespirit_star: Icons: More McShep + team!love
[info]minorgraphics: Riese Icons (Riese the Series)

Screencaps
[info]daily_flan: The squee heard 'round the world.
[info]sga_daily: The Siege part 2
[info]lizabeth_daily: The Hive
[info]hewlett_daily: Savage Christmas
[info]daily_mcshep: THE KINDRED PART 1 - (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]hewlett_daily: Broken Ties
[info]sparky_4ever: Coup d'Etat
[info]kristen999: Eighth Day of SGA Picture Love
[info]daily_flan: Young and Innocent
[info]jstaite_daily: Roughing It
[info]keller_daily: The Kindred, Part 2
[info]lizabeth_daily: Torri Time

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I just posted a third ficlet to The Fleece Appreciation Challenge and realized that the three of them make better sense if you read them in the opposite order from which they were written and posted.  They're short and kind of fluffy - think of them as holiday cookies.  With orange sprinkles.

Wouldn't you like to be orange too?

Waiting is hell

Sheppard's sense of snow
I just posted a third ficlet to The Fleece Appreciation Challenge and realized that the three of them make better sense if you read them in the opposite order from which they were written and posted.  They're short and kind of fluffy - think of them as holiday cookies.  With orange sprinkles.

Wouldn't you like to be orange too?

Waiting is hell

Sheppard's sense of snow
Just a reminder to all of our fabulous pinch hitters (except for the pinch hit reassigned today ::g::), your stories need to be with us today if at all possible. Last day of posting is scheduled for tomorrow and it will save the pair of us a last minute panic if we have them in time to code. If this is going to be an issue, please let us know either by mailing one of us or commenting here. Comments are screened.

Thank you!

For everyone who hasn't had a story yet, this doesn't necessarily mean it had to go out to a pinch hitter. We've been trying to ensure that we've posted a mix of different pairings and genres each day, as far as we can, as well as a mix of story lengths, so if we've had pinch hits in, we've posted them before now and we've kept some stories back to try and maintain that mix.

Title: Lemon Thy name is Mitchell

Author: [info]mcflyboys 

Rating: G

Warnings: contains NO sex (not even kissing it’s sad)

Summary: There's no such thing as possessiveness and jealousy in John Sheppard's vocabulary, only 'mine' and 'not yours'.

Link cause I seemed to mess up in simple things such as an eljay-cut

Unfortunately, one of our assigned pinch hitters has had to bow out due to a medical emergency, so I'm looking for someone who can produce a story at very short notice.

Details: John/Rodney, established relationship or first time, pining John or Rodney with jealousy would make the recipient's day, but gen/friendship story welcome as well.

If you think you could do something with that prompt in the next 24-48 hours, that would be absolutely fabulous. Unfortunately, I'm busy pinch hitting myself at the moment for another exchange (serves me right for thinking nothing could go wrong at this point! ::g::), and given that I rather stupidly slipped on some ice and sliced my right palm open today, I know I'm not going to be able to do two :(

So if you could make someone's Christmas, we will love you immeasurably.

Comments are screened, and thank you in advance!


Got someone! You're all fabulous :)
Art & icons by [info]bluespirit_star:-
Here are the latest offerings from my 'SGA advent'.

Day twenty-one

Art: 'McShepguins - flyboy'
Medium: mixed media - digital manipulation & digital drawing
Pairing: penguin!John/penguin!Rodney *g*
Rating: G
Link: here

Day twenty-two

Icons: More McShep + team!love
Medium: digital art
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, The Team
Rating: G
Link: here

Taster:



Day twenty-three

Art: 'Happiness is...'
Medium: digital manipulation
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Summary: happysmiling!boys ♥
Rating: G
Link: here
Title: Beating Holidays
Author: mayachain ([info]ms_jvh_shuh)
Characters: John/Rodney, Jeannie/Kaleb, David, Madison
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~400
Summary: John has a scare.
Notes: This is the Christmas sequel to Beating Hearts, to be concluded within the next 11 days.

here be bugs
Title: The Worst Place on Earth
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]djsosm
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Needless to say, Nothing related to Stargate:Atlantis belongs to me.
Author's Notes: Post season 5. Earthside Fic. Slash-ish. Many Thanks to [info]sno_pea for the speedy and wonderful beta.
Summary: John Manages to get Rodney to participate in his least favorite activity.

The Worst Place on Earth )
Title: Pay No Worship to the Garish Sun
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]flordeneu
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I take credit for nothing.
Author's Notes: 1400 words. Sex, violence, and betrayal.
Summary: Atlantis has seceded. Things go bump in the night.

Pay No Worship to the Garish Sun )
Title: Aphorism
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]gottalovev
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Both [info]the_antichris and [info]julia_here did excellent betas, and I thank them for it.
Summary: There were some duties John would rather avoid.

~*~*~

Aphorism )
Title: The Night Before Christmas
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]friendshipper
Rating: G
Summary: It was Christmas Eve. They should have been allowed to go to the party. That was their excuse.

A/N: [info]friendshipper requested a friendship heavy piece involving McKay and Sheppard, with a healthy dollop of H/C on top. Happy Christmas, and I hope your New Year is a fine one.

I had the beta help of the wonderful [info]icarusancalion, who tried to make this better than it is. Any failure is mine alone and should not reflect on her. Thank you, my friend, for your efforts.

The Night Before Christmas )
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Title: 4 Times Elizabeth Wanted to Pack It In And 1 Time She Didn't.
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]hihoplastic
Pairing: Elizabeth, minor John/Elizabeth
Rating: PG 13
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes: Spoilers up to The Return Pt 2
Summary: Just what the title says. 5 times during the Atlantis expedition that Elizabeth wanted to pack it in and go home. And one time she didn't.

4 Times Elizabeth Wanted to Pack It In And 1 Time She Didn't. )
Title: Cosmic Snake Eyes
Author: Santa
Recipient: ldyanne
Rating: PG13
Words: 6800
Pairing: Not really. Pre-slash, perhaps.
Summary: Radio host Doctor Rodney McKay gets forced to fill in for the morning show, where he runs into John Sheppard, likewise filling in for the station traffic reporter. Somehow Rodney ends up doing a ride out with John and his crew on Air Rescue S-G-A, at which point things get much, much worse.

Cosmic Snake Eyes )
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[info]sga_santa: Four Seasons - [PG13]

Fanfic Het
[info]gelbes_gilatier: The Fire Still Burns at Night - (Lorne/Cadman) [K+]
[info]sga_beya: John and Teyla Secret Elf Beya Exchange Third Wave: Present #11 - (Sheppard/Teyla)
[info]sga_beya: John and Teyla Secret Elf Beya Exchange Third Wave: Present #10 - (Sheppard/Teyla) [K]

Fanfic Slash (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]sga_santa: Ancient Solutions - [NC17]
[info]sga_santa: Baby Boom - [NC17]
[info]sga_santa: The Trials and Tribulations of Uncle Rodney - [NC17]
[info]yin_again: Untouch - [R]
[info]danceswithgary: McShep Dribs and Drabbles I
[info]sga_santa: Never Quite What You Expect - [PG]
[info]sga_santa: A Knot Better Left Untied - [PG15]
[info]ms_jvh_shuh: Beating Holidays 1/12 [PG]
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[info]nightchaser_sla: The Pack 23/? (Jack/Daniel) (Jack/Daniel/Carson) (Sam/Janet)[NC-17]
[info]sga_santa: Moonlight and Love Songs - (Sheppard/Beckett) (McKay/Beckett) (Beckett/Sheppard/McKay) [NC17]

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[info]sga_santa: Live While You're Alive - (Sheppard/Ronon) [R]
[info]spillingvelvet: Snow Day - (Sheppard/Mitchell) [R]
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[info]margarks: Welcome to Cleveland (Crossover Buffy/SGA Fusion) (Spike/Xander)[NC-17]
[info]nightchaser_sla: The Pack 23/? (Jack/Daniel) (Jack/Daniel/Carson) (Sam/Janet)[NC-17]
[info]bethynyc: The Longest Night (Lorne/Zelenka)[PG-13]
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Podfic
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Title: No Time Like The Present
Author: Santa
Pairing: Jennifer Keller/Alicia Vega, OT4 and Lorne/Zelenka implied
Recipient: [info]ceitie
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: In which someone's leaving Jen anonymous gifts and Rodney's apparently getting a lot more sex than anyone imagined...
Author's notes: Merry Christmas, [info]ceitie! Hope you enjoy!

No Time Like The Present )
Title: Quite Possibly The Story of Rodney's Life
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]frith_in_thorns
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: thank you to my wonderful beta!
Summary: "Well, that's just great," Rodney says to none of them in particular, to all of them, because what, does he look like someone who should be in charge of caring for anything other than a small, personal nuclear weapon or a ZPM? But he checks his pulse and it's strong and steady; his forehead is cool; his sinuses seem clear - somehow he's not sick, and everyone else is, and shit, that means he's probably in charge.

Quite Possibly The Story of Rodney's Life )
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Title: Home
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]lapislaz
Pairing: Carson Beckett/Radek Zelenka
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Totally not mine in any way shape or form.
Author's Notes: for [info]lapislaz who wanted Carson/Radek. I tried to do crack, but it just came off stupid. I tried to be funny, but again, it was more stupid than anything. So I ended up with fluff and a little bit of comfort. I hope you like!
Story Length: 1,174

Home )
Title: Out Into the New Horizon
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]mrshamill
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,085
Summary: Somedays John longs for winter on Earth.
Author's Note: I'm terribly sorry, I couldn't resist the angst. I hope it's not too much! Title from the David Gray song 'New Horizons' : "Weight on my shoulders \ But I'm walking so tall \ Out into the new horizon \ Wonder in everything \ No matter how great or small." [info]mrshamill, I hope you like it!

Out Into the New Horizon )
Title: Tav Shantar
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]gabfic
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: None of the characters, settings, etc. belong to me. No infringement intended, etc.
Author's Notes: Merry Christmas, [info]gabfic!! You asked for John and Rodney, and I hope this will be OK! The story is set somewhere in mid-Season 3, just after The Return. Please ignore the fact that The Return and the episode that followed it actually took place in April, nowhere near Christmas. We'll just pretend.
Summary: Teyla invites everyone to celebrate a Pegasus galaxy festival called Tav Shantar. Meanwhile, Zelenka and Rodney have discovered a lab that the Ancients used to control the weather, and Rodney has been telling Ronon lies about Christmas. This story is less plotty and more "wanders all over the place". And there is snow, and dancing, and a little bit of drinking. And cookies.
Word Count: ~6000

Tav Shantar )
Title: Second Chance To Make a First Impression
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]leesa_perrie
Pairing: Gen.
Rating: PG 13 (for bad language)
Disclaimer: SGA isn't mine. Though it would make a nice Christmas present if anyone's still looking for something to get me....
Author's Notes: Huge thanks to betas [info]kriadydragon and [info]wildcat88. Their time and patience were invaluable, their ideas fantastic, and their edits life-saving. Thank you!
Summary: The mission had started out so well.

Second Chance To Make a First Impression )
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Title: It's Good To Be King
Author: Santa
Recipient: [info]dogeared
Summary: These things just always seem to happen to John, and he never sees them
coming.
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1450
Spoilers: None
Author Notes: My unending praises for my beta readers (who shall remain anonymous
until the reveal).

It's Good To Be King )
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